Friday 22 January 2010

Ketchup Soup

“You’ll never believe what happened to me on the tr..”

“Did you bring the ketchup”

My face moved.

“How the fuck could you forget ketchup?”

We were expecting a blitz and she wanted to make ketchup soup to impress the neighbours.

I produced the bottle from my coat with a smile.

She sank to her knees.

“I don’t love you anymore” I heard her say.

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